I was chewin’ my lunch yesterday readin’ the interweb when I accidently bit my tongue – and when I say bit, I mean almost severed the tip. I have two HUGE incisor wounds on the top and bottom of my tongue. After the first rush of pain it went numb and I FREAKED thinking I’d just eaten the tip, I grabbed my tongue and ran to the bathroom. Thankfully although there was a lot of blood, it was still in tact. phew!
It’s so weird being tongue-handicapped… I wonder if i can get a parking-pass now? ^_^